I Sat Down In My Armchair

I sat down in my armchair with a cup of coffee. I petted the plant next to me, which purred. I opened a book and read For a While. For a While was a short book, and I was done in nearly 480 trillion picoseconds. My chair started to shift under my weight, it wasn’t in very good condition, but possibly fair condition. I needed to go collect more arms to reinforce it. I got up to leave, and the cup of coffee left to start its day as well.